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The Schyler Band III

by The Schyler Band

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Bonnie Donavillie
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Bonnie Donavillie Love this bro, gotta good voice. Got some good instruments, making some good music. Keep it going bro Favorite track: Naked on a blanket of human tongues.
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1.
We got drunk on dandelion wine We got drunk on dandelion wine one more time We were at the bottom of the mountain, at the bottom at the bottle of wine Want to get to the top of the mountain that's quite a bottle to climb Chorus: All in all it was a pleasant memory, and I wouldn't take it back even if I had a time machine I would never spill one drop of you I would save the last sip for you Out there in the scrublands collecting rusty treasures Old bottles and cans, rocks and gems, skulls and feathers Out there in the scrublands past Kimberly Spray Or is she in Dayville now, or was it Johnny? Chorus: Dandelion wine----repeated
2.
I can't take it I won't make it I'm lying naked on a blanket of human tongues My eyes are burning My nose is dry Ive been deserted by the tears I cried and every one is you salt on my tongue All the women you could have had but you settled like your dear old dad for a human tongue Could have been something Instead you're nothing just a string bean controlled by a daemon who's ears are ringing until there numb She said the bank called their taking your house the woman on the otherline said your last check bounced and whats it worth it? for a pile of dirt repeat first verse.
3.
Cool burn in the sagebrush Our hearts were in a rush a crush is terrible thing darkling thrush on the wing Chorus: Oh well bye bye see you on the other side Where the shadows run and hide when the sun explodes and dies You're not a snake, You're and Eel That slipped on a banana peel Spin and writhe there in the mud those aren't gills they are your crutch Chorus X2
4.
Three Brains 04:30
Wish I would have told you sooner That I'm a two headed snake Who doesn't learn for my mistakes But judges you by the ones you make Bends with you until you break Chorus: Wish I would have told you sooner Instead of rooting for you to loose her Instead of pretending I was there to soothe her Wish I would have told you sooner (said nothing at all) That I'm a nasty rabid rat And I got caught in my own trap I went after all the cheese Spreading piss and shit and fleas Chorus I like to think it's all your fault and you're only sad that you got caught But how can I know your pain What's it like to have three brains.
5.
And a kiss is like a shooting star They both look beautiful from afar Up close its just a pair of lips Is that really all that makes a kiss What is love without miss trust? What is polish without rust? What is the dawn without the dusk Who am I with out us? And the Moon is just a floating orb Like the Earth, but without a molten core Heaven's Gate is just a pair of doors And you are just my paramour What is love without miss trust? What is polish without rust? What is the dawn without the dusk Who am I with out us?
6.
There's a bird I seen and its got webbed feet flys out to the ocean in the day to eat flys back to the forest at night to sleep flys back to the forest with the tall tall trees Chorus: And they're all gunna die but what do you care there's a look in your eyes like you're not even there and you're gunna die if you call that living and there aint to way you'll be forgiven Theres a spotted little owl too afraid to hoot cause its throats being crushed by the timber mans boot you believe their lies regurgitate them as truth that the owl needs to die if you want a house with a roof Chorus Theres the dancing bird of the Sagebrush-Sea if its gunna survive it needs forbs to eat and you can live just fine never eating beef and there aint no way you'll be forgiven Chorus
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The thing about a clown, is they'll let you down When they can't turn your frown upside-down. A clown might be rude and clown might be broke, But there love for you isn't a joke. I love my clown. I love my clown. Hanging with the clones makes me feel alone. Makes me feel sound like a puppy hound. They are mean to you if your not like them. But they pretend to be your friend. They want to assimilate you with them. They won't stop till every one is a clone. But I love the clowns. Yeah I love the clowns. I love the clowns. Yeah, I love the clowns. When a clown is down' It's the saddest thing around You want to find out what made it sad and beat it into the ground. When that thing is you, you can't pout. You gotta stand up for the clown. Gotta stand up and shout. I love my clown. Yeah I love my clown I love my clown Yeah I love my clown Clowns are sensitive Thats why thats where that makeup thats why there shoes don't fit Clowns are sensitive kids. Clowns are tough to be friends with but when a clown messes up you gotta forgive. Gotta forgive the clowns If you want um around Maybe its ok to take a break 'cause a clown is a clown an clown's not a snake but a clown snake would be scary to see. I think I saw one one on tv Clowns can be raunchy clowns can be gross but don't punch them in their big red nose. Cause I love my Clown I love my clown I love my clown Yeah, I love my clown Might be tempting to throw a clown under a bus But then the clones say "You're one of us" to sacrifice a clown in cold blood, That's the opposite of true love. True love is a clown (Love my clown) ----Repeated.
8.
The Ember 02:38
Do you have dreams you are flying Are you falling are you dying it's alright to be afraid with out fear (with out fear) with out fear we can't be brave What's it like to be no one with no idea where your going not all those that wander are lost hold on to yourself, hold on to your self at any cost. Push my face into the ember sometimes the pain helps us remember what it's like, what it's like to be alive hold my head under water We knew her once but I forgot her and I wonder what it was like when she was alive.
9.
You could be my Sammy the pig I could cook you breakfast and make you get up and eat your breakfast Sammy the pig you could be my Sammy the pig. Maybe you're not familiar with Sammy the Pig Sammy the Pig is a pig that's owned by a lady, And she has a cat that's named princess too. But mostly she seems to love Sammy the most and you could be my Sammy the Pig! She's got a whole bunch of pets. But you know she loves Sammy the best. She lets him sleep in her bed. Thats pretty nice for a pig thats pretty nice if you're just a pig. Sammy's life is full of pain, His eyelashes into his eyes He's allergic to the sun, A vietnamese pot belly pig. He looks like the only thing he likes is throwing a temper tantrum when his mom tries to wake him up in the morning. And she just wants to make Sammy a breakfast, and he does'nt seem to mind sharing his breakfast with Buttons the parrot Sammy the Pig Sewwwwww-WEEEEE oh Sammy the Pig what is like to be loved so much it hurts. (I know you want to die) You don't want to wake up, Sammy the Pig.
10.
Something about the pouring rain And I'm missing you again And I wish something would wash you down the drain X2 Sewer rat I can't complain everything I need washes down the drain And I wish something would wash you down the drain X2 Got a thirst I can't explain and it can't be quenched even by the rain I wish something would wash the pain away Sometimes life is like a maze and you can't crawl out the way you came and that is when I get afraid like I forgot I went insane I need something to wash me down the drain.
11.
How does it feel to give it all up? To live in a shell. A turtle or a snail which do you prefer? Either way you live in the bottom of my pail. Out one day on a hike, Found him in the mud. He's not coming home. He's not coming home. He's totally fine. Went out walking on a beach, What did I find? A worn out shell as white as bleach, a perfect place to hide. In your bucket I feel safe As safe as you think I should. Oh please master give me a treat, tell me that I'm good. Almost made it. I'm on a maiden voyage out of my mind. Along came a fly and opened up a portal, got trapped in the snail slime.

about

I decided to make an album and record it so I could share my songs with all of you, so please enjoy my work. If you like any of the songs please share them with other people that you think might enjoy them. I have been recording at home for probably the last 10 years and this album represents my most recent work. The album (Schyler Band III) is a collection of what I think are the best songs that I have recorded over the last year or so. All songs were recorded using a digital usb interface and GarageBand. I used an Shure SM57 that I got at Good Will for the most part. I used my Kamaka gold label that I got at Good Will for 10 bucks for the ukulele parts. I used an electric Yamaha Guitar that my Dad gave me for christmas for the electric guitar parts. I used my Supero 1965 termo-verb as the amp, I got it for ten bucks at a garage sale. I was at the garage sale with Nick Buono, I wanted to keep him anonymous because he is an excellent music reviewer and guitar player and I wanted him to write a review for this album in secret. I didn't want anyone to know that he is my best friend because that would make the validity of his review suspect, but he asked me to mention him in this part of my "about the album" , and I think that is fair because I mentioned my other two best friends Cole and Corey. Nick and I had a really rad band together "Reptilian Civilian" (don't look that band up on band camp now because there is another Reptilian Civilian and they are not as good [in my opinion]) There was a time when we (Reptilian Civilian) would have fought (by punching) the other band with that name for rights over the name, but my dad said I can't fight anyone anymore because it will make my grandma sad. Anyways our version of Reptilain Civilian was a great band and I don't feel any apprehension in saying it was way better than Cole and my band "Hex Ninjas" and better than Cole's band "Tyrannosaurus Rock" ( I still owe you a t-shirt). Look up "Reptilian Civilian's" only 7" on disc hogs then look up that amp I mentioned earlier. Anyways, I used my Alvarez Guitar for the acoustic guitar parts, Cole Enabnit helped me pick it out. It is a great guitar and I have had it for almost 15 years now. I used various drums and precision instruments, and for some of the songs I used keyboard typed-in drum sounds. I used the electric bass that my Dad made me for the bass parts. Id like to thank Corey Hill, Jesse Wood, Bloth, and Rachel Ten Eyke for helping with singing and playing on some of the songs. Corey Hill also cowrote the "The Snail Song." Thank you to Mathew H.H. for help on improving my producing, mixing, and mastering. I'd like to thank Nick Buono, Jon Barron,Holly Multon, Forest Reis, Jeff Reis and everyone that helped encourage me along the way. All songs were recorded in Fort Pink/ The Hot Salad House (we changed the name of the house half way through the recordings).

So why call it Schyler Band III? The thing is I have two other "completed" albums of home recordings that I haven't released on any far reaching platform before, if you like this album maybe I will release my earlier work.

All of the cover art is either pictures I have taken or pictures of original art I have made. I tried to choose pictures that go with the songs, and I think I did a good job except for "The Sewer Rat." I have a picture of a rat that I took out at the Murderers Creek ranch house but it didn't really turn out. Speaking of that, I decided I would try and make songs that I felt comfortable sharing with people out at the Murderers Creek Ranch house. I love recording music but up until that point my recordings were so esoteric that I never felt comfortable sharing them with anyone but close friend, and now hopefully many strangers form all over this world can listen to and maybe enjoy my music. You see, I have grown up and matured, now I want to share my songs with you, I hope you like them and please share them with your friends and loved ones. The darkness in me recognizes the darkness in you.

Take Care

Schyler Reis.

P.S. This Album is dedicated to my beautiful niece Samimi!

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released September 7, 2018

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